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Matt Benedetto and Luke Awtry
Unnecessary Inventions
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Avocado on a Stick™ — At home or on the go, no self-respecting millennial should ever be without their avocado.
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Cuisine Curtain™ — An elegant solution for open-mouth dining that’s perfect for any occasion.
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FingerTrack™ — Because, let’s face it: Your doughy digits could use some cardio, too.
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The BurritoTrough™ — Everything you love about a burrito, minus the messy hands.
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StubStoppers™ — Walk barefoot anywhere with impunity.
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The FingerBeanies™ — Do you have any idea how much heat you lose through your fingertips?
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The Hoverbrella™ — Never again will you have to wait to reach shelter to complain on Facebook about the rain.
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iDangle™ — A NASA-grade suction cup keeps your phone at just the right height and angle for optimum in-bed browsing.
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The FlopFlips™ — Stalkers, assassins, religious missionaries. The beach is a perilous place.
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CargoMAX™ — When cargo shorts just aren’t enough, accept no substitutes.
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The Anywhere Hook™ — Keep your coat, and your cool, and never get left hanging again.
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The Anywhere Hook™ — Keep your coat, and your cool, and never get left hanging again.
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Straw2Go™ — Save the planet in style with this smart plastic carrying case for your metal straw.
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My Perfect Hogan™ — Oh, yeah, brother! Never botch trimming that Hulk Hogan ’stache again.
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WhichWay™ — Left or right? The ubiquitous awkward dance with oncoming pedestrians is a thing of the past, thanks to this handy directional signal.
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The FurRoller™ — Because the world deserves to know that you have a cat.
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Heels Wheels™ — Take a walk on the wild slide with this chic pairing of formal and function.
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