by Cathy Resmer
I generally try not to get political on this site, because I try to keep an open mind, and besides, it's not part of my mandate. But this is really funny. If you ever played text-based adventure games on your Commodore 64, you'll know what I mean. Thanks, Bill.
Iraqi Invasion: A Text Misadventure
Revision 88 / Serial number 54892
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to thepresidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through foryou.
There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. Thepresidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is afull-length mirror upon the wall.
What do you want to do now?
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.
> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.
> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.
> EXAMINE CHAIRS
They are two several chairs arranged aroundthe center of the room, along with two couches. Under one couch youfind Clinton's shoes.
> FILL SHOES
You are unable to fill Clinton's shoes....