For some as yet inexplicable reason, the World Wide Web was all abuzz today with 140-character news blips of a Whole Foods Market taking up residence in South Burlington. Often Internet rumors pan out to be nothing more than idle speculation by people who sit around in their underwear blogging, tweeting, chirping or spurting about whatever strikes their fancy. But, unlike online rumors about Miley Cyrus being pregnant or Sarah Palin's teen-mom daughter actually being the mother of the infant Trig, this rumor about Whole Foods is indeed legit. Know how I know? Because I verified it myself.