The George W. Bush Recession-Induced Diet.
The Canteloupe Diet three a day. I heard it on the radio, so it must be true!
Head Chef, Coyotes Café
The No Food Diet just drink your favorite beverage instead.
Owner, The Store
Yerba Maté green tea from Paraguay it really should be the next big thing.
Barista, Radio Bean
Whatever the next fad is, lets hope it involves some common sense
Owner, State Street Market
The Red Meat Diet, particularly Steak Tartare, with a possible malt beverage supplement on the side. The alternative would be the Sodium Nitrate Diet: raw hot dogs.
Manager, Forthn Goal Sports