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Tim's Vermeer


It's hardly surprising that a movie made by Penn and Teller would feature a mind-bending stunt. What you're less likely to expect is that the magicians aren't the ones who perform it. And that it's a 17th-century Dutch masterpiece that's pulled out of a hat.

The pair, perhaps the most intellectual show-biz duo ever to utter the word "presto," aren't new to moviemaking. They've created shorts and several TV series, and Penn produced 2005's The Aristocrats, in which 100 famous comics tell the same infamously filthy joke. But Tim's Vermeer is their first documentary.

Their subject is a fascinating fellow named Tim Jenison, a Texas-based inventor who made his mark in the '90s with the Video Toaster, the first professional-quality production system designed for use with a personal computer. It revolutionized the industry and made its creator very rich.

How rich? Well, a while back, Jenison became intrigued by the speculations of two Englishmen, the artist David Hockney and the architect Philip Steadman. Both had written books hypothesizing that Johannes Vermeer achieved the photorealistic quality of his paintings with the assistance of devices such as a camera obscura, specially designed optical lenses and mirrors. Those tools, their theory holds, allowed Vermeer to project a scene onto a canvas and trace and copy it in paint-by-numbers style.

You or I might search out books or Google the painter for more on the mysteries of his technique, which has baffled scholars for centuries. Jenison, however, had the curiosity, the free time and the bottomless resources to take his inquiry further—crazy further.

He decided to test the theories of his new Brit besties (who both appear in the film) by recreating one of the master's most admired works, 1662's "The Music Lesson," using the tools and procedures they attribute to Vermeer. Oh, and did I mention that Jenison had never picked up a paintbrush in his life?

Jenison does something extraordinary in the film. Well, a bunch of things. He reconstructs the painter's Delft studio in a San Antonio warehouse. He learns to mix pigments and grind lenses by hand. He even recreates the beautiful subjects in the painting — everything from intricate stained-glass windows and a harpsichord-like instrument called a virginal to the female pupil. His daughter modeled over a college break.

And then he does the most extraordinary thing of all. Over 130 days, stroke by meticulous, laborious stroke, Jenison paints a mirror image of Vermeer's masterwork. See Tim's Vermeer on as large a screen as possible, because, in addition to Jenison's obsession, the movie is all about Vermeer's almost microscopic mastery of detail.

We watch Jenison use an ingenious combination of lights and mirrors — something entirely different from smoke and mirrors — to achieve the intricacy responsible for the painter's mystifying realism. The viewer at long last learns, for instance, how Vermeer — and Jenison — rendered the texture of the Turkish carpet draped over a table in the foreground so confoundingly palpable. They painted it knot by painstaking knot, weaving it into convincing existence with pigment and the aid of magnifying opticals.

Eighty minutes and four years in, the experiment's "presto" moment arrives when Hockney and Steadman examine the new painting. Watch and listen closely to their subdued reactions. Success is declared, but they see what we see: a validation of their theories, a miraculously accurate reproduction and, still, a painting missing something. That's something Jenison, brilliant and devoted as he was, couldn't capture on the canvas: the magic that made it a Vermeer in the first place.

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Tim's Vermeer

Official Site: sonyclassics.com/timsvermeer

Director: Teller

Cast: Penn Jillette, Tim Jenison, Martin Mull, Philip Steadman and David Hockney