Now this is classic.
College Humor has re-posted The Ten Commandments of College, a list that I remember from my freshman year at St. Mike's all those years ago. It got me through the tough times when I didn't know what to do with all of my freedom.
I- Thou Shalt Nap
And God gave unto Student a great gift, thegift of napping. God said to him, You shall spend half your daynapping. You shall nap in class, in your room and in your friend'sroom. And God said, if you don't nap, you will not be able to stay upall night drinking. And Student said, Nap I shall, and it was good.
The others are a bit more scandalous, but just as true. From what I've heard, anyway.