- Tim Newcomb
But my ever-helpful editor Paul Heintz had a solution: Just search through the online versions of every bill that had passed that session for words such as "study" and "report," he suggested.
The legislature passed 99 bills. The budget bill alone is 208 pages long, and the word "report" appears 64 times. Piece of cake.
The task was all the more challenging because lawmakers like to get creative with their terminology. Sometimes they assign work to a "committee." Other times, it's a "working group" or a "task force" or a "commission" or a "council."
I searched for all of those words, too.
Assembling a complete list of studies took days of poring through bills. I learned about new regulations for automated external defibrillators, insurance and securities, investment of town cemetery funds, and the slaughtering of chickens. (For those wondering, as long as you meet the U.S. Department of Agriculture's sanitary standards, you can now slaughter up to 20,000 chickens per year without a state inspection.)
In total, I found that the legislature asked for 68 reports — maybe more, if lawmakers used another synonym I didn't think of.
We decided to compile an online database of the reports the legislature ordered. That meant going back through the bills a second time to collect more information about each report. (Hat tip to Seven Days digital editor Andrea Suozzo, who built the database.)
I had scrolling-induced nausea on and off for a week.
Lawmakers like to joke about their propensity for ordering reports, but it's harder to laugh off the work these reports require once you've seen the whole lot.