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News Quirks (8/6/14)


Published August 6, 2014 at 10:00 a.m.

Curses, Foiled Again

An armed woman entered a store in Oklahoma City and started beating clerk Lein Nguyen, 70, with her gun, demanding money. Police Sgt. Jennifer Wardlow said Nguyen responded by throwing cases of beer at the suspect, who fled empty-handed. (Oklahoma City's KOCO-TV)

Security officers pursuing three shoplifters at a mall in Hanover, Md., caught two of the suspects, but the third fell into a drainage pond and drowned. The pond is filled with sediment and thick vegetation, which police said ensnared the man. Investigators recovered his body 20 feet underwater, along with stolen merchandise. (Baltimore's WJZ-TV)

Board Games

When Texas Tech nixed a request by chess coach Susan Polgar for $1 million in funding, including a $250,000 salary for her and $150,000 for her husband (also a coach), 34 full and partial scholarships and $25,000 bonuses for tournament wins, the four-time women's world champion resigned. She went to Webster University and won two straight Final Four chess titles, including this year's. The St. Louis school spends $635,000 a year on its chess team, not counting scholarships for its 15 players, but Webster official Patrick Giblin explained that the school estimates free media coverage of its chess program exposes 85 million people a year to the university. He said paid advertising to reach the same audience would cost about $2.8 million. (Washington Post)

Following the deaths of 16 Sherpa guides after an avalanche on Mount Everest, the Nepalese government agreed to hike the guides' minimum insurance by 50 percent, to $20,000. (Reuters)

Deadly Devices

Australian authorities blamed an unapproved charger for electrocuting Sheryl Aldeguer, 28, who was "wearing headphones and holding her laptop" when she "was found dead with burns on her ears and chest," according to New South Wales Fair Trading Commissioner Rod Stowe. Stowe said the charger didn't comply with government safety standards. (Britain's Register)

Smartphones emit low-level electromagnetic radiation that lowers sperm mobility and viability, according to British researchers. They found that magnetic fields from the phones could be generating DNA damage because men carry their phones in their pants pockets, causing the temperature of the testes to rise enough to suppress and interfere with normal sperm production. (Time)

Emily Litella Award

Answering a reporter's question, District of Columbia Council member Marion Barry, 78, blasted the council's proposed "yogurt tax," calling it "crazy" and insisting that yogurt is "more healthy than some other things" and shouldn't be taxed. The proposal to which the former mayor objected was a tax on gym memberships and yoga classes, labeled the "yoga tax." Barry representative LaToya Foster explained that Barry didn't mean "yogurt tax" and "was just misheard." (Washington City Paper)

Wrong Place, Wrong Time

To honor American troops, Jeffery Smith painted his minivan in camouflage colors and outfitted it with dummy weapons. While driving past Nashville International Airport, the van broke down. Observing a camouflaged vehicle with four missiles and a cannon on top, two machine guns on the front hood, and a .50-caliber machine gun inside, city and airport police rushed to the scene. "Of all the places to break down, I had to break down in front of the airport," Smith said after police discovered the weapons were made of plywood or PVC pipe. No charges were filed, but airport official Shannon Sumrall suggested Smith take a different route next time. (Nashville's Tennessean)

Lesson Learned

Danielle Shea, 22, admitted phoning bomb threats to cancel Quinnipiac University's spring graduation ceremony because she didn't want her family to discover that she wasn't graduating. She had accepted money from her mother for tuition but never enrolled. Police identified her because she used her cellphone for the calls, which prompted the Hamden. Conn., school to delay graduation ceremonies and move them indoors. (New Haven Register)

Paperwork Follies

When Christa Liedtke, 75, decided to sell the home she bought near Cologne, Germany, in 2005 and subsequently spent thousands of euros renovating, local authorities found that the original owner hadn't obtained permission to build the house and ordered Liedtke to tear it down. Irmgard Mertins, widow of a Jewish banker murdered by the Nazis, had built the house in 1939 as a place to wait out the war but never filed the required paperwork. "In the last eight years we have seen six such cases," housing official Birgit Bär said, pointing out that while it makes no sense to demolish the buildings, "German building law is very clear on this point." (Germany's Local)

When Bobbleheads Aren't Enough

Minor league baseball's Syracuse Chiefs announced they are awarding a free funeral to the fan who submits the winning essay for the team's "Celebration of Life" night. The prize includes a casket and professional services valued at $7,500. (Syracuse Chiefs press release)