Is it an irradiated Frosty run amok? The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in Christmas drag? No! It's a Guinness World Record!
The good folks of Bethel, Maine, built the world's tallest snowman in 1999, and recently one-upped themselves by several feet and a gender switch.
The creators named her "Olympia", after Maine senator Olympia Snowe; she made her debut on February 29 but seems to be holding up pretty well. Here's another hint about the scale: Her eyelashes are skis.