AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the next five months. February: Start a new trend that will serve your noble goals for years to come. March: Passion comes back into fashion with a tickle and a shiver and a whoosh. April: As you expand and deepen your explorations, call on the metaphorical equivalents of both a telescope and a microscope. May: This is the beginning of the end of what you love to complain about. Hooray! June: You'll have an abundance of good reasons to celebrate the fact that you are the least normal sign in the zodiac. Celebrate your idiosyncrasies!
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the next five months. February: You'll have a knack for enhancing the way you express yourself and present yourself. The inner you and the outer you will become more unified. March: You'll discover two original new ways to get excited. April: Be bold as you make yourself available for a deeper commitment that will spawn more freedom. May: What are the gaps in your education? Make plans to mitigate your most pressing area of ignorance. June: Your body's ready to tell you secrets that your mind has not yet figured out. Listen well.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the next five months. February: You'll be invited to make a pivotal transition in the history of your relationship with your most important life goals. It should be both fun and daunting! March: Don't waste time and energy trying to coax others to haul away the junk and the clutter. Do it yourself. April: The growing pains should feel pretty good. Enjoy the uncanny stretching sensations. May: It'll be a favorable phase to upgrade your personal finances. Think richer thoughts. Experiment with new ideas about money. June: Build two strong bridges for every rickety bridge you burn. Create two vital connections for every stale connection you leave behind.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the next five months. February: You have access to a semi-awkward magic that will serve you well if you don't complain about its semi-awkwardness. March: To increase your clout and influence, your crucial first step is to formulate a strong intention to do just that. The universe will then work on your behalf. April: Are you ready to clean messes and dispose of irrelevancies left over from the past? Yes! May: You can have almost anything you want if you resolve to use it for the greatest good. June: Maintain rigorous standards, but don't be a fanatic. Strive for excellence without getting bogged down in a counterproductive quest for perfection.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the next five months. February: Be alert for vivid glimpses of your best possible future. The power of a self-fulfilling prophecy is even stronger than usual. March: High integrity and ethical rigor are crucial to your success — and so is a longing for sacred adventure. April: How can you make the best use of your likability? May: Cheerfully dismantle an old system or structure to make way for a sparkling new system or structure. June: Beginner's luck will be yours if you choose the right place to begin. What's a bit intimidating but very exciting?
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the next five months. February: Your sensual magnetism peaks at the same time as your spiritual clarity. March: You want toasted ice? Succulent fire? Earthy marvels? Homey strangeness? All of that is within reach. April: Sow the seeds of the most interesting success you can envision. Your fantasy of what's possible should thrill your imagination, not merely satisfy your sense of duty. May: Deadline time. Be as decisive and forthright as an Aries, as bold as a Sagittarius, as systematic as a Capricorn. June: Go wading in the womb-temperature ocean of emotion, but be mindful of the undertow.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the next five months. February: There's a general amnesty in all matters regarding your relationships. Cultivate truces and forgiveness. March: Drop fixed ideas you might have about what's possible and what's not. Be keenly open to unexpected healings. April: Wander out into the frontiers. Pluck goodies that have been off-limits. Consider the value of ignoring certain taboos. May: Sacrifice a small comfort so as to energize your ambitions. June: Take a stand on behalf of your beautiful ideals and sacred truths.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the next five months. February: Master the Zen of constructive anger. Express your complaints in a holy cause. March: You finally get a message you've been waiting to receive for a long time. Hallelujah! April: Renew your most useful vows. Sign a better contract. Come to a more complete agreement. May: Don't let your preconceptions inhibit you from having a wildly good time. June: Start your own club, band, organization or business — or reinvent and reinvigorate your current one.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the next five months. February: Be open to romantic or erotic adventures that are different from how love has worked in the past. March: You'll be offered interesting, productive problems. Welcome them! April: Can you explore what's experimental and fraught with interesting uncertainty even as you stay well grounded? Yes! May: You can increase your power by not hiding your weakness. People will trust you most if you show your vulnerability. A key to this season's model of success is the ability to calmly express profound emotion. June: Wild cards and X factors and loopholes will be more available than usual. Don't be shy about using them.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the next five months. February: The world may finally be ready to respond favorably to the power you've been storing up. March: Everything you thought you knew about love and lust turns out to be too limited. So expand your expectations and capacities! April: Extremism and obsession can be useful in moderation. May: Invisible means of support will become visible. Be alert for half-hidden help. June: Good questions: What do other people find valuable about you? How can you enhance what's valuable about you?
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the next five months. February: You'll have the need and opportunity to accomplish some benevolent hocus-pocus. For best results, upgrade your magical powers. March: Make sure the turning point happens in your power spot or on your home turf. April: You should be willing to go anywhere, ask any question and even risk your pride if necessary to coax your most important relationships into living up to their potentials. May: If at first you don't succeed, change the definition of success. June: You can achieve more through negotiation and compromise than you could by pushing heedlessly ahead in service of your single-minded vision.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the next five months. February: A new phase of your education will begin when you acknowledge how much you have to learn. March: Initiate diplomatic discussions about the things that never get talked about. April: Revise your ideas about your dream home and your dream community. May: You have the power to find healing for your oldest lovesickness. If you do find it, intimacy will enter a new golden age. June: Solicit an ally's ingenuity to help you improvise a partial solution to a complex problem.