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Double Nipple Ripple?

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Everybody's heard about how PETA suggested that Ben & Jerry's use human breast milk in their ice cream, right? Well, Seven Days Food Editor Suzanne Podhaizer is having some linguistic fun with this concept on her Omnivore blog.

Check out her list of suggestions for B&J flavor names:

  • Straw-bra-berry
  • Mammary Munch
  • T&A (Mammary Munch swirled with Ben & Jerry's Cinnamon Buns — a real flavor)
  • Nipple Chip (if you put this atop a banana, it's a Nipple Chip Tit Split)

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