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Coyote Scramble Ultras

When: Sat., May 31, 6 a.m. 2014

It's a Coyote thing... not a race, more a rambling party (with Coyote-brand odd awards/hospitality) on the spectacular single track of the Kingdom Trails. Suggested/mapped routes of 40'ish/30'ish/20'ish miles, tho you'll earn bonus minutes/miles for wandering, yet within the 12 allotted hours for said scrambling. Sidebar activities of pre-/post-scramble feeds, maybe even some bowling, to help fill your weekend. Wanna come play? Read on... The Coyote Buffoon is a full-on curmudgeon longing for the return of yesteryear, which means this page and the Players page is all I care to dink with on this website. About as interactive as that rock in your backyard. The Buffoon and his volunteers will do a bundle of work to make your day memorable, and for that, you'll have to do more than just throw your money at the game and show up. Specifically, if you want to play, you'll send an e-mail to buffoon(at) and he'll give you instructions to send a self-addressed, stamped envelope to receive, yes, you guessed it, a paper entry form. Once your completed entry form is returned to the Buffoon, along with your non-rubber check/cash/money order, you'll begin a series of e-mail exchanges leading up to the party itself. Suspicious? Oh, darn. Relieve/confirm your suspicions with a little research on Coyote idiocy. Consider yourself warned...

Price: $55- $85

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