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Another Celebrity Death!

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After a short illness, Uma Thurman has passed away.

I should clarify that this Uma was a resident of our office aquarium — a white Angel Fish. She was very outgoing and friendly, and quite beautiful. I wish I had a photo of her to share, but alas, that is not the case. Instead, here is a photo of her final resting place —  in a flower bed outside the office window.

Rest in peace, Uma.




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