Jalopnik is reporting that a Russian drawbridge has been defaced with a drawing of a giant penis. Now, as motorist sit and wait, they can enjoy a much more entertaining "erection" of the bridge.
"Now that's a cock that sees a lot of traffic."
"Someone should probably lay a rubber on that thing."
"That's one way of insuring that any cars crossing the bridge get fucked while in traffic."
"You can count on this bridge to up at around 5:45am every morning."
Nice. My contribution? "If the bridge gets stuck like that for longer than four hours, does it need to consult its doctor immediately?"
(Thanks to my pal at The Dead Pool for sending this one my way.)