by Peter Freyne
But Barack Obama has claimed the Democratic nomination, and behind the scenes the deal is going down, hopefully before the evening network newscasts.
Please, Baracko, please don't give the lovely lady the vice-presidential slot on your ticket.
Please, no more stories about presidential fellatio by White House interns in the Oral, sorry, Oval Office. No more blow jobs that become impeachable offenses.
Please, Obama WHamma. Don't go there.
How's about....Bill Richardson of New Mexico?
The dude speaks fluent Spanish!