I know you're all anxiously awaiting the conclusion of "A Scribe's Tale" from last week, and for that I do apologize. Frankly, I can't wait to see how it all turns out either. But due to circumstances beyond my control, I haven't had a free moment to put pen to paper and finish the damn thing since I posted it last Wednesday. Tomorrow, all shall be revealed, I swear.

In the meantime, I'd like to offer a Solid State version of "This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse" for you to chew on. Here it is:

Gordon Stone is offering free ring tones via his MySpace page.

Heaven help us.