I've spent most of the day here at 7D moving the office around; we recently took over some adjacent real estate. There's been lots of huffing an puffing and general chaos. With all the commotion, it's tough to get any real work done. But the upside is that us writer-types now have an awesome new workspace.
But enough of that.
Check out this hilarious Craigslist ad, courtesy our pal Delancey Leathers.