by Casey Rea
Just had to read the front-page article in today's Free Press about Ernest "Trey" Anastasio's arraignment for drug possession and shitty driving.
As I stated in an earlier post, I don't enjoy muckraking. Still, I was tickled by the following paragraph:
"You're a Jedi knight, Trey!" one fan yelled in "Star Wars"-style praise as Anastasio climbed into a black van with tinted windows after the hearing. The singer did not react before a driver closed the doors and sped away.
A black van with tinted windows? Maybe he's been extraordinarily rendited and whisked away to one of the CIA's off-the-grid detainment facilities.
But probably not.