by Casey Rea
And it's only nominally about music.
I actually feel kinda bad about Anna Nicole Smith's passing. There was something about her that I found endearing; maybe it was the craziness. It could also be because there were trace elements of original tragic starlets Marilyn Monroe and Jane Mansfield in her trainwreck of a persona.
But here's my real question: Is Sir Elton John gonna rewrite "Candle in the Wind" for her?
Maybe you guys should do it. Post your new version in the comments field.