I've got nothing of my own to contribute, so I'll just post on the backs of others.
Check out some "unauthorized Burlington music videos" at SpittingOutTeeth.
A recent comment got me thinking about limericks. While not as personally fulfilling as haiku, they can be pretty fun. Seven Days food writer Suzanne Podhaizer thinks so, anyway. Here's proof:
"Are you clever about cuisine? Enjoy writing lyrics about the larder? Then you should contribute to our first-ever Culinary Limerick Contest! Email your creations to email@example.com. The cream of the crop will be printed on December 27th. Entries must be received by December 15."
The prize is breakfast for two at Penny Cluse. Wonder if they'll let you cut the line?
UPDATE: Here's an extraordinarily well-written review from Pitchfork. I don't care what you people think — I want Santa to bring me that Doors boxed set.