by Casey Rea
Just received a promo of a band called Zox. Yeah, you've probably heard of 'em — they're up here a lot.
The sticker on the shrinkwrap says:
For fans of Sublime, Jack Johnson, Guster, Pixies, and the Cure.
WTF? That's no way to market a record!
Might as well be:
For fans of Coldplay, Anal Cunt, Clay Aiken, Merzbow, and Raffi.