This is pretty silly, and it has absolutely NOTHING to do with local music, but I simply had to do something with it:
A company called Contact Any Celebrity — a for-profit subscription website that purportedly provides the addresses of any celebrity in America — has generously provided Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch address for the purposes of promotion.
They claim they are making it available to "fans who wish to write to Michael congratulating him on being found 'not guilty' on all counts."
Of course, one imagines you could write to him to accuse him of pedophillia, bitch about his string of shitty albums or even ask him what the hell happened to his face.
But good taste would probably prevent most of you from doing so.
Anyway, here it is:
P.O. Box 9
Los Olivios, CA