It's Monday, which means it's time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week's joke comes from Bristol's Colin McClung. Take it away, Colin…
My first crush was on a nun. I once asked her, "What's your position on marriage?" "I'm married to God," she said.
For the longest time I thought that was the missionary position.
About That Joke
Says McClung: I spent the formidable years of my youth in Catholic school where I honed my shame, guilt and lust to a polished sheen.
Meet the Comedian, Colin McClung
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Courtesy of Colin McClung
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Colin McClung
Colin McClung was raised in the South. He learned how to lean left living 10 years in California. He spent a few years wandering Hawaii and Alaska, then ended up in Vermont. McClung won an Alaska Broadcasters Association award (the Goldie) and once had a poem featured on the "A Prairie Home Companion" website. He started doing comedy at age 48 and is a member of the local sketch comedy troupe
Socially Irresponsible.
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