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It's Monday, which means it's time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week's joke comes from Burlington's Kendall Farrell. Take it away, Kendall…
Kendall Farrell is a Burlington-based standup comedian who won the Vermont’s Funniest Comedian contest in 2015. He performs regularly at the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington and hosts some of the most popular regularly occurring shows in Vermont, including United We Standup and LGBTQLOL, both at VCC, Comedy & Crepes at the Skinny Pancake and Brews & Bros at Foam Brewers.
Farrell and Nicole Sisk host Comedy & Crepes every Monday at the Skinny Pancake in Burlington. He appears on Tuesday, August 22, at the Barn Barty at Zenbarn in Waterbury.
I think we need more women meteorologists. Just 'cuz I think women have a much more realistic idea of what an inch looks like.
These frat-boy weathermen will predict eight to 12 inches of snow, but then you'll go outside in the morning and see only a light dusting on your windshield.
Only a man could see that and be like, "Yeah, no, that's eight to 12 inches. You just gotta measure it from the base."
These frat-boy weathermen will predict eight to 12 inches of snow, but then you'll go outside in the morning and see only a light dusting on your windshield.
Only a man could see that and be like, "Yeah, no, that's eight to 12 inches. You just gotta measure it from the base."
About That Joke
Says Farrell: I was just thinking one day about what Dr. Freud would say to all these weather men who predict so much more snow than we ever actually get.Meet the Comedian, Kendall Farrell
See Him Live
Farrell and Nicole Sisk host Comedy & Crepes every Monday at the Skinny Pancake in Burlington. He appears on Tuesday, August 22, at the Barn Barty at Zenbarn in Waterbury.
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