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It's Monday, which means it's time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week's joke comes from Salisbury's Tony Bates. Take it away, Tony…
Tony Bates is a Vermont-based comedian who has performed in Burlington, Portland, Me., Cape Cod, the Mohegan Sun Casino in Connecticut and Planet Hollywood in Las Vegas.
Tony Bates can be seen regularly at the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington.
I've been reading a lot of online advice articles recently, but they're written for millennials. Articles like "Top 10 College Majors in the U. S." or "Top Five Sports Cars for 2017." Nothing I can use.
I need something written for my demographic. Articles like "How to Get Your 27-Year-Old the Hell Out of the House." Or "How to Get Your Wife to Have Sex With You Twice in the Same Winter." Or "Man-scaping: A Gray Area."
Something I can use.
I need something written for my demographic. Articles like "How to Get Your 27-Year-Old the Hell Out of the House." Or "How to Get Your Wife to Have Sex With You Twice in the Same Winter." Or "Man-scaping: A Gray Area."
Something I can use.
About That Joke
Says Bates: I'm a middle-aged, middle-class white guy. Really easy to forget about.Meet the comedian, Tony Bates
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Tony Bates can be seen regularly at the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington. Think you can do better?
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