Joke of the Week: Murder, He Wrote

April 03, 2017

It's Monday, which means it's time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week's joke comes from Burlington's Kendall Farrell. Take it away, Kendall…

I have a great good person test: When you watch crime shows, do you worry about getting murdered? Or do you worry about getting caught murdering somebody?

Are you sitting there thinking, Well, I guess I'm never going camping alone again. Or, are you sitting there like, Well, I'd remove all his teeth, that's what I'd do. They'd never catch me."

About That Joke

Says Farrell: Watching a ton of crime shows made me realize that I'm maybe a terrible person. I've been working on this joke for probably about a year now. I do a much longer version when I'm onstage.

Meet the Comedian, Kendall Farrell

Kendall Farrell - COURTESY OF KENDALL FARRELL

Courtesy of Kendall Farrell
Kendall Farrell

Kendall Farrell is a Burlington-based comedian. He was the 2015 winner of the Vermont’s Funniest Comedian competition at the Vermont Comedy Club and a 2016 finalist for the Seven Daysies ‘Best Standup Comic,’ a reader’s choice award.

See Him Live

Farrell hosts Comedy & Crépes every Monday at the Skinny Pancake in Burlington. He hosts LGBTQ LOL: A Queer Comedy Showcase on Wednesday, April 5, at Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington. On Wednesday, April 12, he cohosts the political comedy show United We Standup with special guest, Seven Days political editor Paul Heintz, also at VCC.