It's Monday, which means it's time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week's joke comes from Burlington's Natalie Miller. Take it away, Natalie …
Fact: Ice cream is consistently better than sex. No question.
You're thinking, This lady is crazy! How could she think ice cream is better than sex?!
Well, I don't know about you, but I've never been in the middle of eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's and thought, Ugh. When is this going to be over.
About That Joke
Says Miller: This was inspired by a real conversation I had with a friend. Also, I really love ice cream.
Meet the Comedian, Natalie Miller
Courtesy of Natalie MIller
and her husband, Nathan Hartswick, are the owner/operators of the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington. She used to do standup comedy a ton, but now primarily improvises with her team, the Unmentionables, and teaches improv comedy classes at VCC. Miller is the host and curator of the monthly show Girl Crush, which features all-female standup, improv and sketch comedy. Outside of comedy, Miller is a dedicated dog-mom. She loves musical theater and Neil DeGrasse Tyson.
See Her Live
Miller performs every Thursday with the Unmentionables in the Daily Grind improv show at the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington. The next installment of Girl Crush is Wednesday, March 15, also at VCC.
Think you can do better?
We're always looking for jokes from local comedians. We publish one joke each week, and you can read through previous ones here