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It's Monday, which means it's time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week's joke comes from Essex Junction's Joe Gingras. Take it away, Joe…
Joe Gingras is the former co-host of Half & Half Comedy at Half Lounge. He has performed with Emo Philips, Louis Ramey, DeAnne Smith and Kenny Zimlinghaus. Gingras was a finalist in the 2015 Vermont's Funniest Comedian Contest. He performs throughout New England and in NYC.
Gingras doesn't have any immediately scheduled shows, but performs often around Burlington.
I read recently that flossing isn’t really that important after all. I’m so mad at my dentist, because I’ll never get back those five minutes of my life I spent lying to him about doing it.
About that joke
Says Gingras: I actually do floss every day, but I hate it and am bad at it. I have a conversation about flossing every time I go to the dentist, to my dismay. So I would say I've been working on this joke my whole life.Meet the Comedian, Joe Gingras
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Gingras doesn't have any immediately scheduled shows, but performs often around Burlington.Think you can do better?
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