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Radio Bean community
just celebrated its 16th birthday with its annual all-day music marathon. On Saturday, November 5, starting at 8 a.m, a total of 88 bands played on two stages. I decided I was going to be there. All. Day. What follows is a real-time diary of my thoughts, feelings and observations over the course of the 18+ hours I spent there.
I'm giving shout-outs to seven acts I think you should see as soon as possible, and also the seven hottest cover songs of the day. By no means was I able to see everything. Such a feat would be impossible.
7:56 a.m.: I'm early, and the Bean is not open yet. I wonder if the O.P. is open.
8:07 a.m.: Act to see ASAP, #1: Week Bitch
. He gets our day started with bleak piano ballads, falling somewhere between Perfume Genius and Rufus Wainwright.
8:36 a.m.: Indie rockers J Bengoy
have been added last minute. Next year, I bet they play much later in the day.
"I hope this wasn't too much for you right now." — Justin Barton, J Bengoy front man
"Not enough! Not enough!" — Lee Anderson, owner of Radio Bean
Matthew Minor on hurdy-gurdy, Lee Anderson on phone
, the longest running employee of Radio Bean, plays one of the coolest instruments you'll ever see: the hurdy-gurdy. So this is what Donovan was singing about...
9:20 a.m.: The Le Duo
present their improvised, tweaked out jazz as they riff on Peter Allen by-way-of the Muppet Show's song "I Go to Rio."
9:32 a.m.: Remember when Radio Bean had that weird cloth-towel dispenser? Yup, I'm in the bathroom.
9:34 a.m.: We're about to hear some "intense, personal shit" from Josh Martin
. He's singing about parental anxiety while his young children play five feet away. That's brave.
9:44 a.m.: Joe Cleary
and family take the stage. Fun fact: Joe Cleary was part of the first musical group to ever take the stage at Radio Bean, shortly after it first opened.
10:12 a.m.: Hot cover #1: Hannah Fair
does a sizzling rendition of Beyoncé's "Love on Top."
10:20 a.m.: Fun fact about me: I love accordion. Can't get enough.
takes the stage with his accordion. Hallelujah.
Fun fact about Pierce: he played with the second group to ever play at Radio Bean.
10:39 a.m.: A big, red truck, heading north, does a sharp U-turn on North Winooski Avenue in front of Radio Bean. Yup, it's a one-way street!
10:51 a.m.: After finishing my biscuits and gravy, Lee Anderson clears my plate. I can't believe he still busses tables. What a guy.
11:18 a.m.: Act to see ASAP, #2: The Static Circus
. Chill AF psychedelia, led by Kevin Bloom. You only have three more chances to see the Static Circus before they go on hiatus, so follow them on Facebook!
11:27 a.m.: My first yawn of the day. Totally unrelated to the music. It's just a caffeine crash. This is unacceptable. It's way too early for this.
11:39 a.m.: Bilingual singer-songwriter Marcie Hernandez
is not a fan of winter, and don't you dare ask her about the weather.
12:13 p.m.: This is singer-songwriter Andriana Chobot
's first time playing a Wurlitzer electric piano. She seems psyched.
12:36 p.m.: There's a little girl tap-dancing to Tim Stickle's Old Time String Band
1:00 p.m.: Hot cover #2: Tamera Lark
is crushing Jefferson Airplane's "White Rabbit" on electric ukulele.
1:04 p.m.: There are no fewer than two accordions in my current line of sight. All is well.
1:52 p.m.: Singer-songwriter Lily Sickles
has a huge smile on her face as she says, "I'm gonna play some sad songs."
2:09 p.m.: Andrew Cliff
and local composer Brendan Fay
have angered the feedback gods. Why does this always happen when someone's about to go all "Careless Whisper" on the saxophone?
Andrew Cliff on drums, Brendan Fay on saxophone
Feedback gods be damned, Cliff and Fay play their fragmented noise-jazz right over the feedback. That's rock and roll.
2:21 p.m.: Two people are sharing the longest hug I've ever seen. We're talking over 60 seconds of hugging.
2:30 p.m.: Trio Gusto with Mike Martin
are ripping it up with their old-world jazz. I've never really thought of the clarinet as an instrument upon which one could shred, but Geoff Kim
is shredding on the clarinet.
3:08 p.m.: The Mighty Jamba
do a musical interpretation of Shel Silverstein's "The Devil and Billy Markham," as read from a vintage Playboy
3:12 p.m.: Hot cover #3: AM Radio
do a rendition of Amy Winehouse's "You Know I'm No Good" that's somehow more depressing than the original.
3:27 p.m.: Random observation: The sousaphone is one of the coolest instruments, because you have to wear it in order to play it.
3:31 p.m.: Seven Days
arts writer Sadie Williams notes that Radio Bean patrons' hat game is on point today, and I agree.
3:51 p.m.: I'm about to hit the eight hour mark, and I'm on my third cup of coffee. Wheeeeeee!
[Editor's note: You've been there for eight hours and
only had three cups of coffee?
3:58 p.m.: I see a chihuahua dressed as Santa Claus riding on his master's shoulders. I can't get a pic, so you'll just have to use your imagination.
What is this I'm hearing? Super auto-tuned R&B vocals and pulsing electro beats pull me away from my table in Duino Duendé. It's Cosmic Matrix.
4:48 p.m.: I can has cheezburger, and I do has cheezburger.
Act to see ASAP, #3: Mickey Western
. It's a slow-burn, but one of the most engaging acts of the day. Traditional country songs are brought to life by someone who seems like he's lived an interesting one.
5:30 p.m.: Kat Wright
sits down next to me. We start chatting about her upcoming Seven Days
cover story this week. She's "barfing" in anticipation.
[Editor's note: Um …
Act to see ASAP, #4: Tree Sampson
. He hops onstage, clad in a paper fox mask.
"What is about to happen here?" I ask Wright, who's still hanging out.
"Cover your children's ears," she announces to the room.
Sampson starts rapping in what I'm told is a language he invented. To me, it sounds like Japanenglish. He's joined by a paper bag shark puppet, who's also a champion MC. Utterly bizarre, utterly fantastic.
5:59 p.m.: Dan Bolles
… He looks familiar…
[Editor's note: You're not the first person to think so.
6:10 p.m.: Public service announcement: Honestly, it draws more attention to yourself if you duck down as you pass in front of the stage. Just walk normal.
6:44 p.m.: Yawn-fest number two is upon me. A friend of mine brings me a 5-hour Energy. I've never tried it before.
6:52 p.m.: I feel weird.
7:18 p.m.: Caroline O'Connor
's trippy, downtempo set was sax-sational. This is the kind of music that reunites estranged couples and causes a pileup in the maternity ward nine months from now.
Act to see ASAP, #5: Silver Bridget
. Vermont filmmakers take note: you want Silver Bridget to score your next project. Their vaguely creepy Americana-style covers of a variety of tunes feature "vocals" by singing saw. It's one of the most beautiful and difficult instruments to play.
Also, hot cover #4: Neil Diamond's, "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon."
[Editor's note: Radiohead's "Creep" was dope, too.
8:23 p.m.: I'm past the 12 hour mark. I don't think I've ever consumed as much live music in one sitting as I have so far today.
8:41 p.m.: Act to see ASAP, #6: Matt Hagen MC
"Spillin', spillin', spillin' the beans." Thanks for getting that stuck in my head. He's one of the most truly goofy hip-hop acts I've seen in a long time. His track suit is to die for.
9:09 p.m.: Whoa, I've been over in the Light Club Lamp Shop for several hours. The Bean has become quite the clusterfuck!
9:28 p.m.: Ryan Miller
, who now lives in our community, does two covers in a row. They're both excellent, and are a tie for hot cover #5. First, he does John Lennon's "Mother," followed by his self-proclaimed favorite song, Henry Mancini's "Moon River."
Act to see ASAP, #7: OSABA
. Um, who the hell are these kids? They tell us that "they're new." They have no social media presence that I can find. They inject a furious punk rock energy at a crucial point in the evening. Also, hot cover #6: Hole's "Violet."
10:07 p.m.: There's a slight delay before Blue Button
. Lee Anderson asks for anyone who wants to do something quick to jump up onstage. Brittany Dunn
jumps up to tell a joke:
How do you scare a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
I jump onstage to demonstrate something unusual I can do with my pinky. Ask me about it sometime.
Anderson demonstrates something unusual he can do with his mouth. Ask him about it sometime.
10:12 p.m.: Blue Button arrive, and our faces are promptly shredded. They keep the punk rock energy flying high.
10:15 p.m.: I am offered body glitter. Hard pass!
10:42 p.m.: Brass Balagan
parade into the Bean clown-car style. They just keep coming and coming. Hey, there's that sousaphone again!
11:03 p.m.: Super Birdman
arrives to sing his theme song he wrote many years ago for Radio Bean's discontinued open mic night. He gets the crowd going, and we all sing along:
"Radio Bean, Radio Bean, Radio Bean the musical scene!"
11:25 p.m.: Attack of the yawns, part III.
11:39 p.m.: I hop out for a minute to get some air. When I come back in, I realize that we've reached peak temperature inside. Here' an example of how I know: I see a man start caressing his girlfriend's exposed lower back, then immediately pull his hand away to wipe his hand off on his pants.
11:45 p.m.: Lee Anderson says that if he were to get a tattoo of a band, it would be the Eames Brothers Band
Lee Anderson smashes a birthday cake into the ceiling
Anderson offers some truly inspiring words about friendship, togetherness and making art even when the weight of the world might be crushing our spirits. He smashes a flaming birthday cake into the ceiling.
12:54 a.m.: I've been here for 17 hours. I live here now. I just signed a one-year lease. I go month-to-month after that.
12:58 a.m.: Kat Wright and the Indomitable Soul Band
are doing their smooth, sultry thing so well and so tightly, it almost sounds computerized.
1:21 a.m.: The last band is loading in: Madaila
. They've sadly abandoned their spandex. It's an abandex. Or maybe a spandexit. Anyway, their new outfits tie in with their new album, Traces
[Editor's note: Read all about said new album in this week's 7D.
1:55 a.m.: When Jer Coons stands profile, it's impossible to tell where his head hair ends and his beard hair begins. Maybe there is no beginning and end.
1:04 a.m. (See what happened? Daylight Saving's Time ended.)
Anderson requests Madaila play the song from their repertoire that has the fastest beats per minute. It turns out to be a cover.
Hot cover #7: "I'm So Excited" by the Pointer Sisters. It seems fitting that it's the last song of the evening. I dance my ass off.
1:13 a.m.: Technically there are still another 47 minutes left before closing. Patrons can choose between vinyl DJs Steal Wool
. But I've been here for over 18 hours, and I need to go home and face-plant into dreamland. I had an amazing day, saw some amazing music and met a ton of wonderful people. See you there next year!