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Joke of the Week: A Very Merry Un-Birthday

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It's Monday, which means it's time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week's joke comes from Burlington's Tarzan Jenkins. Take it away, Tarzan …

My eight-year-old son says to me, "Dad, I've been thinking … not all children should have birthdays."

And I'm like, "What?!"

He says," I don't think all kids should have birthdays. Some kids should have C-section days."

And I'm like,"What?!!!"

He says,"It's still a celebration, just the cake comes pre-cut down the middle."

I said,"Cut it out, boy!"

He said,"Exactly dad, exactly."

About that joke
Says Jenkins: "The wisdom of children is precious. The logic of children is hilarious!"

Meet the Comedian, Tarzan Jenkins

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  • Tarzan Jenkins
Jenkins is a line cook, former rapper and chess player. Loves laughing and talking smack … and whiskey. He loves whiskey.

See Him Live
Jenkins performs at Twiggs — An American Gastropub in St. Albans on Thursday, November 17.       

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We're always looking for jokes from local comedians. We publish one joke each week, and you can read through previous ones here.

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