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After leaving my car unlocked one night, I came out in the morning to find a used condom on the front seat next to an empty box of Triscuits. I know that I hadn't had sex for a while, as I was filled with romantic feelings imagining the couple having a steamy session and, in the afterglow, enjoying a yummy snack. And then I thought, Wait a minute! Those were my Triscuits!
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Says Biron: "This happened to me when I lived on the west side of Chicago where there were a lot of sex workers."Meet the Comedian, Bitsy Biron
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