“I bought a fuckin' case of bagels, didn’t even get laid. I ain’t worried about the four dollars.”
— Two men smoking cigarettes
“I woke up with no clothes on and a wine bottle between my fuckin' legs.”
— Two men
One intrepid Burlington resident has been compiling random heard-on-the-street comments in a tumblr blog aptly called Overheard on Church Street since 2010. Every week, the blogger shares a couple of snippets with Live Culture. You can read more at the OOCS archive. Submissions are also welcome.