Remember Lori, Brian’s psycho ex? Well, she dead.
— Woman to man
Quit telling me about gratitude! You and your gratitude can go fuck yourselves in the ass!
— Man with tattooed face on cellphone
One intrepid Burlington resident has been compiling random heard-on-the-street comments in a tumblr blog aptly called Overheard on Church Street since 2010. Every Monday, the blogger shares a couple of snippets with Live Culture. You can read more at the OOCS archive. Submissions are also welcome.