No way, man. It’s too cold to get my lighter out ... Unless you got a joint?
— Two men
She broke my tooth. Bitch deserved it.
— Two women
One intrepid Burlington resident has been compiling random heard-on-the-street comments in a tumblr blog aptly called Overheard on Church Street since 2010. Every Monday, the blogger shares a couple of snippets with Live Culture. You can read more at the OOCS archive. Submissions are also welcome.